The Pioneer Woman | Oct 23, 2023 | Thanksgiving | ShieldAgency.com

What do you call a baker who only makes pies? The Pie-oneer Woman.

Being around family during Thanksgiving should consist of a lot of love and laughter. Emphasis on the laughter! We know that it’s hard to escape the stress of planning a menu. Not to mention, you may have an itinerary full of activities. But once everyone is finally gathered around the table, it’s time to sit back, relax, and bring on the laughs—and there’s no better way to do that than by telling these hilarious jokes!

If your family is anywhere as goofy as the Drummonds, cracking a couple of silly puns will be a welcome addition to your holiday traditions. With dozens of jokes for kids and adults ahead, you and your loved ones will be gobblin’ all night long. After all, laughter is the best medicine—and the gravy on top of a special holiday! With this collection of humor including turkey puns, food-related one-liners, and pilgrim jokes, you’ll be on a casse-roll all evening. These family-friendly jokes will have every stuffed mouth chucklin’. And who knows—maybe these will give you some inspiration for clever Turkey Instagram captions or fall captions to make your online friends and family laugh out loud, too. What are you waiting for? Go ahead and find out why the turkey crossed the road!

What do you call a baker who only makes pies? The Pie-oneer Woman.
What did one pumpkin pie say to the other? “You wanna piece of me?”
Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears.
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace? “Grace.”
How’d the Thanksgiving cheese plate go over? Everyone was grateful.
What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.
What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the Christmas ham? Nice to meat you.
Why don’t side dishes tell jokes? They’re too corny.
What do you call a sad cranberry? A blueberry.
What do you need to make Thanksgiving s’mores? Pil-grahams.
Do you know where you can get turkey stock in bulk? The stock market.
What do you tell your jokester cousin on Thanksgiving? You’re on a casse-roll!
What did the president say when presented with a poorly cooked turkey? “Is it too late for a pardon?”
What does grandma say when you burn the holiday meal? Oh, good gravy!
How did you find grandma’s turkey this year? I just looked next to the gravy.
Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing.
What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes? Squash casserole.
Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert? Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner? The casse-role.
How did the salt and pepper welcome all the guests? By saying, “Seasoning’s greetings!”
What vegetables would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner? Beets me!
Why did the policeman stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving? Because you far exceeded your feed limit.