{"id":14177,"date":"2023-11-23T07:39:00","date_gmt":"2023-11-23T13:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shieldagency.com\/blog\/?p=14177"},"modified":"2023-11-09T10:52:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-09T16:52:39","slug":"100-funny-thanksgiving-jokes-%f0%9f%98%82-to-tell-once-everyone-is-gathered-round","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shieldagency.com\/blog\/100-funny-thanksgiving-jokes-%f0%9f%98%82-to-tell-once-everyone-is-gathered-round\/","title":{"rendered":"100 Funny Thanksgiving Jokes \ud83d\ude02 to Tell Once Everyone Is Gathered &#8216;Round"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thepioneerwoman.com\/holidays-celebrations\/a37246116\/thanksgiving-jokes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"THe Pionerer Woman\">The Pioneer Woman<\/a> | Oct 23, 2023 | Thanksgiving | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.shieldagency.com\/blog\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"ShieldAgency.com\">ShieldAgency.com<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What do you call a baker who only makes pies? The Pie-oneer Woman. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Being around family during\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thepioneerwoman.com\/holidays-celebrations\/a34398392\/what-day-is-thanksgiving-this-year\/\">Thanksgiving<\/a>\u00a0should consist of a lot of love and laughter.\u00a0<em>Emphasis on the laughter<\/em>! We know that it&#8217;s hard to escape the stress of planning a\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thepioneerwoman.com\/food-cooking\/meals-menus\/g33577310\/thanksgiving-menu\/\">menu<\/a>. Not to mention, you may have an itinerary full of\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thepioneerwoman.com\/holidays-celebrations\/g37223003\/thanksgiving-activities\/\">activities<\/a>. But once everyone is finally gathered around the table, it&#8217;s time to sit back, relax, and bring on the laughs\u2014and there&#8217;s no better way to do that than by telling these hilarious jokes!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If your family is anywhere as goofy as the Drummonds, cracking a couple of silly <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thepioneerwoman.com\/holidays-celebrations\/a37374961\/thanksgiving-puns\/\">puns<\/a>\u00a0will be a welcome addition to your\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thepioneerwoman.com\/holidays-celebrations\/g32447013\/thanksgiving-traditions\/\">holiday traditions<\/a>. With dozens of jokes for kids and adults ahead, you and your loved ones will be gobblin&#8217; all night long. After all, laughter is the best medicine\u2014and the gravy on top of a special holiday! With this collection of humor including turkey puns, food-related one-liners, and pilgrim jokes, you&#8217;ll be on a casse-<em>roll<\/em>\u00a0all evening. These family-friendly jokes will have every stuffed mouth chucklin&#8217;. And who knows\u2014maybe these will give you some inspiration for clever\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thepioneerwoman.com\/holidays-celebrations\/a33985156\/thanksgiving-instagram-captions\/\">Turkey Instagram captions<\/a>\u00a0or\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thepioneerwoman.com\/home-lifestyle\/a32904290\/fall-instagram-captions\/\">fall captions<\/a>\u00a0to make your online friends and family laugh out loud, too. What are you waiting for? Go ahead and find out why the<em>\u00a0turkey<\/em>\u00a0crossed the road!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>What do you call a baker who only makes pies? The Pie-oneer Woman.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What did one pumpkin pie say to the other? &#8220;You wanna piece of me?&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace? &#8220;Grace.&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>How&#8217;d the Thanksgiving cheese plate go over? Everyone was grateful.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the Christmas ham? Nice to meat you.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Why don\u2019t side dishes tell jokes? They\u2019re too corny.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What do you call a sad cranberry? A blueberry.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What do you need to make Thanksgiving s&#8217;mores? Pil-grahams.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Do you know where you can get turkey stock in bulk? The stock market.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What do you tell your jokester cousin on Thanksgiving? You\u2019re on a casse-roll!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What did the president say when presented with a poorly cooked turkey? \u201cIs it too late for a pardon?\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What does grandma say when you burn the holiday meal? Oh, good gravy!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>How did you find grandma\u2019s turkey this year? I just looked next to the gravy.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes? Squash casserole.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert? Because he will gobble, gobble it up!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What is a turkey&#8217;s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner? The casse-role.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>How did the salt and pepper welcome all the guests? By saying, &#8220;Seasoning&#8217;s greetings!&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What vegetables would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner? Beets me!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Why did the policeman stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving? Because you far exceeded your feed limit.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Turkey Thanksgiving Jokes<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thepioneerwoman.com\/holidays-celebrations\/a37246116\/thanksgiving-jokes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"More funny Thanksgiving Jokes\">More funny Thanksgiving Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Recent Blog Articles from Shield Insurance Agency<\/h2>\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__list wp-block-latest-posts\"><li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.shieldagency.com\/blog\/how-life-insurance-can-support-long-term-care-planning-without-replacing-it\/\">How Life Insurance Can Support Long-Term Care Planning Without Replacing It<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.shieldagency.com\/blog\/what-happens-if-your-vehicle-is-totaled-understanding-the-auto-insurance-claims-process\/\">What Happens If Your Vehicle Is Totaled, Understanding the Auto Insurance Claims Process<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.shieldagency.com\/blog\/why-now-is-a-smart-time-for-michigan-businesses-to-review-liability-coverage-before-spring-foot-traffic-increases\/\">Why Now Is a Smart Time for Michigan Businesses to Review Liability Coverage Before Spring Foot Traffic Increases<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.shieldagency.com\/blog\/snowstorms-and-roof-damage-is-your-michigan-home-covered\/\">Snowstorms and Roof Damage: Is Your Michigan Home Covered?<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.shieldagency.com\/blog\/do-you-need-recreational-insurance-for-your-snowmobile-in-michigan\/\">Do You Need Recreational Insurance for Your Snowmobile in Michigan?<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once everyone is finally gathered around the table, it&#8217;s time to sit back, relax, and bring on the laughs by telling these hilarious Thanksgiving jokes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14178,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,2],"tags":[71,62,2752],"class_list":["post-14177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-insurance","category-shield-blog","tag-michigan","tag-shield-insurance-agency","tag-thanksgiving"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shieldagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shieldagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shieldagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shieldagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shieldagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14177"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.shieldagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14179,"href":"https:\/\/www.shieldagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14177\/revisions\/14179"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shieldagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shieldagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shieldagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shieldagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}